Anybody Else Remember This?

The below used to be an excerpt from my book, way back in the eleventh draft, before it was removed. I haven't a clue what draft my book is currently in; I can't count that high.

Background: unimportant.

Preface: This is not reflective of my political views, but rather the opinion that huge exploding bombs are awe-inspiring.

Thursday, March 20, 2003

...We got home Thursday night, just in time to see the last set of NCAA Tournament games. On Friday the United States dropped countless bombs on Baghdad. “Shock and Awe” was an amazing sight, but it couldn’t have occurred at a worse time. Every 10 minutes Dan Rather would cut into basketball games to talk about the situation and show more coverage in Iraq. I, and every other college basketball fan, wanted to kick his wrinkly ass.

Happy March Madness, kiddies. I'll be in Las Vegas this weekend celebrating Zeke's bachelor party, perhaps making a few bets and watching a few games.

I will never forgive Rather for his egregious crime.