Arlington Update: Pedestrians

Millennium and I are fairly confident that one of us will be involved in an auto collision, but we’re positive one of us will drive over somebody. Students at UVA were bad about walking in front of cars, but Arlingtonians take it to a new level. They walk on the street instead of the sidewalk, they dart out in front of moving vehicles, and they move at snail speeds across the street at night and when it’s nearly impossible to see them. I need to turn down my Lil Wayne and take several shots of Mountain Dew Code Red in order to obtain the reaction time necessary not to murder humans.

Since I don't drive often, my money is on Millennium getting the first kill.
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